The Ultimate Last Place Trophy

I have never been one to shy away from patting myself on my back. With that being said, I present to you the ultimate last place trophy for mine or any other fantasy football league. If anyone has a better one, I would love to see it.

Chucker, if you are still working in Racine or Kenosha, maybe you can stop by on your way home one night. Otherwise I will bring it out the next time I head out to the country. I understand that Zack is going to put this in his room. Just make sure you keep all of the pieces when he breaks it. Also you will be financially responsible for any damage that befalls this trophy. (That goes for you too, Sherman.)