Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Worst Blogger of All Time

Yes, I have been slacking. This past weekend, I didn't do much other than sleep in, work out, watch basketball and take Justus' money playing sheepshead. There you go, my weekend in review. I had something that I thought of at work today that was blog worthy, but I forgot what it was. Last night I had a dream that I was on the 9/11 plane that crashed in the corn field. The only difference was that we were able to over throw the terrorists and seize control of the plane. But once we got control of the plane we didn't have anyone who knew how to fly a plane. Everyone nominated me to fly the plane because I am an engineer. (I don't recall any classes on flying an airplane in the UWM Engineering curriculum.) But I took one for the team and jumped into the pilot's seat. I got settled into the cockpit and put on the headset and started talking to air traffic control. I told them that I had never flown before and they would have to talk me through it. Then I insisted that they call me "Striker" from the movie airplane. That is all that I remember. This has me thinking that maybe I will go back to something that I did in college. I used to set my alarm for 3 in the morning in hopes that I would wake up in the middle of a dream and then I would write it down. I will give it a go and see what I come up with.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who is this guy that calls himself the General? Sounds more like the Turd.
Tree

Bubs said...

Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

Anonymous said...

Juggling.

-borky

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