The Bedwetter

Another story that came out while meeting up with Josh was this fine nugget. This is a Josh story from a year or two ago. Josh woke up one morning to find that he had wet the bed. He didn’t think too much of it, thinking that maybe it was because of stress or just a freak occurrence. The next night it happened again. Josh again didn’t think too much of it. But after the third night of wetting the bed he was starting to get a little concerned and made an appointment with his doctor. They performed a couple of tests, including prostate examinations by two different doctors. He also underwent a testicular ultrasound, which he confessed was performed by a rather attractive technician. And he admitted that while she was applying the lubrication gel for the ultrasound, he got rather aroused. Everything came back as normal. That evening it happened again. At this point he was getting pretty frustrated and he was feeling bad that his wife was changing the sheets on a daily basis. That evening he was heading out of town on business for a couple days. He decided that he didn’t want to deal with this problem on the road and headed to the store to purchase some “Depends” adult diapers for the trip. While away from home he slept in the diapers and didn’t have a problem at all. His first night back at home, he again wore a diaper to bed and there wasn’t a problem. After he awoke in the morning he used the bathroom and then decided to just lay in bed for another half an hour before getting up. He wasn’t asleep for more than 15 minutes when he woke up to find he was lying in a wet bed. He thought, “This is impossible! I just went to the bathroom!” At that point he ripped off the sheets and closely inspected the waterbed to find that there was a tiny hole in the lining of the waterbed and if he laid on the bed just right it would leak. So after 2 prostate exams, a testicular ultrasound, a couple of nights of sleeping in diapers he learned it was the bed that was the problem and not him.
Now here is the kicker to that story. For whatever reason, Josh is a fan of Alanis Morissette, and on her web page they had a contest for the best story and Josh sent in his bed wetting story. A week or two after he submitted his story, a box came in the mail. Turns out his story won the contest and he got some Alanis Morissette memorabilia including a signed photo. In fact Josh sent me a picture of the photo that he has on his desk at work. Here it is.Who enters an Alanis Morissette best story contest?