This is stealing Letterman's bit but I don't care. On the heels of yesterday's post I have a new one for today.
The Top Ten Best Things About Moving Back Home.
10. A Dishwasher that works.
9. A fire pit that I can illegally spark up anytime I want.
8. Remember I forgot something inside doesn't require taking an elevator up 5 stories.
7. Being as loud as I want without neighbors complaining.
6. 5 minute commute to work.
5. High Definion Television.
4. Gas grill that fires up in seconds.
3. Fake fireplace will keep me warm at night.
2. Two words: Speed Quarters
1. Two headed shower.
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Don't forget the crapper phone.
-Bubs
Looking forward to having you back. Cookies will be available if you still eat them.
Annie
Good call on the bathroom phone. My favorite place to make calls. And I forgot the TV in the shower. There is nothing like running late on a Saturday afternoon while the Badger game is going on, and being able to take a shower and not misss any of the game. It makes my showers take even longer. And you doesn't like a long shower.
Annie, I am fat and out of shape, so I am back on board with the cookies. Peanut Butter, right?
Does the two headed shower facilitate masturbation?
Otherwise, I can't see the benefit for you.
General
Your call on the cookies!! We're in PA at Tony's. We will be home Wednesday night. Annie
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