Friday, February 08, 2008

19 Days

I am obviously excited about my trip to Mexico. I would say that the most excited I get is while I am in the tanning bed. Towards the end of the tanning session, the tanning bed gets so hot. Just like when you are down in Mexico lying out by the pool. You are sweating bullets, but then you just get up, jump in the pool and swim over to the swim up bar for a drink. oddly enough, I will be tanning this afternoon over lunch time. Here is the resort that I will be staying at, The Marival Resort & Suites Nuevo Vallarta.
Look at this, a slice of paradise.

Here is where I will by lying out every day. Look for pictures of me jumping off or over that bridge.And what is this? It looks like a swim up bar. Weird. Think I will be making my presence felt there at all?Here is what I intend my daily schedule to be like. First I am hoping that I sleep a little better than last year. I had a major problem falling asleep last year for the first couple of nights. Anyhow, wake up in the morning, do some morning push ups and sit ups to keep "the Temple" looking good. And then getting in a quick run. I have this problem with doing something so negative for my body, drinking all day,without doing something positive for my body. Then go lay buy the pool and catch some sun. Around noon I will start off with my first drink of the day. Mostly likely a gooie blender drink of some sort. But I do intend on smuggling down a bottle of Captain Morgans. Mid afternoon will be lunch. At around 3 or 4, I plan on starting in with my own beer slamming contests with anyone willing to take a shot at the title. Every hour on the hour we slam a beer. Since we are on the Ocean side rather than the Gulf side of Mexico, sunset pictures will be in full order every day. Then grab some dinner. I would imagine one or two nights we will head to downtown. Two things that I would like to do while on this trip. #1 do a zip line jungle tour. I have heard nothing but good things about these excursions. #2 redeem myself in the karoke contest. Last year I got screwed and everyone who was there knows it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, the itinerary sounds great. I am totally jealous. However, let's lose the talk about you getting excited in tanning beds. That scares me, and is perhaps criminal.

Watch yourself.

General

Anonymous said...

The Genereal Lives!!!!!!

S.L.