Monday, June 30, 2008
Triathlon Results
The bike course was only 12 miles. I was hoping to average 20 miles per hour, I came up a bit short. I considered it a pretty hilly course, not that there were any huge hills just a lot of hills in general. There were only one or two hills where I had to stand to get over them. This is not an excuse because even though you have to pedal up the hill you do get the opportunity to make up the time on the downside of the hill. I thought I did amazingly well on the bike despite the hilly course. I think I got passed 3 times, and I would estimate that I easily passed over 100 people. The funny thing is that people at these events take it so seriously. Get over yourselves. Earlier in the week I headed to the mall to buy a bike helmet as I had always been borrowing one in the past. As I was picking out a helmet, I noticed that they had the old fashioned bells for kid’s bikes right there. I couldn’t resist and had to buy it. Here is an image that happened a number of times during the race. I would come up behind someone with a bike that was well over $2,000, all tricked out with the profile bars, new style frame, aerodynamic bike helmet, I would go cruising by them on my bike which Tree gave me a couple years ago and is around 15 years old, and ring my bell. Of course I have a big smile on my face. And normally when I passed someone I would read there bib number which was marked on their leg and encourage them. Something like “Come on 1078 we got this hill. Let’s go.” Then I would ring my bell and take off. These people would just look at me with a facial expression of “Who the hell is this guy?”. Well I thought it was funny anyhow.
One of my goals was to win one of the events. Who am I kidding, I am not going to win the swim, the bike or the run. So what is left….the transition times. The transition between the swim and the bike is a hard one to do well in just because of the switching to shoes and getting everything on. I set my sights on the second transition between the bike and run. You throw your bike on the rack, toss the helmet and you are on your way. I did some planning on this one. At the end of the bike course you have to dismount your bike and then run about 200 feet to the start of the transition area. They have mats placed down that you run across which registers your timing chip around your ankle. I ran up to the mat and stopped and just stood there for about 20 seconds catching my breath. They had a race official standing right there. He said to me, “What are you doing?” I said, “Catching my breath so I can win the transition time.” He just shook his head. If you look in the results, it almost worked, I believe I had the third fastest transition time (1 minute 12 seconds. The best was 1 minute 5 seconds).
Looking back at my strategy of trying to get the best transition time, I don’t think that helped my overall time. I ran at around a 70 or 80 percent sprint through the transition area. This took a lot of energy out of me, and as I started out on the running course I was just dead. I had nothing in the tank for the run. Going all out in the bike probably didn’t help me much in conserving energy. This is were I was very disappointed with my performance. I finished with a 5K time or 27 minutes 58 seconds. 6 minutes off the pace I had set for myself. It wasn’t the worst run I have been on. It was a gradual uphill course for the first mile, then there was a pretty steep hill to the halfway point. The rest was fairly all down hill. My first mile was probably over 10 minutes.
Here are my official times, 8:50 for the swim, 40:23 for the bike, 17.83 miles per hour pace, 27:58 for the 5K run, 9:20 minute mile pace.
Overall I did pretty well. Out of 302 competitors, I finished 43. Out of 140 males I was 36. If you check all of the times, I did have the 3rd fastest transition time. In my age group I was 8th out of 26. That was one goal I did have for myself was to finish in the top 10 of my age group.
This triathlon has me at a bit of a cross roads. I told myself this was going to be my last triathlon for the summer. But I am so disappointed in myself over that run time that I want to do another one. Not to mention that a more respectable run time would get me very close to actually placing in one of these races. If I shave off 1 minute in the water and hit my target 5K time, I finish in the top 3. I doubt that I will ever get too serious about doing these things to not joke around while doing them. Then again, my high placement might just be a product of a poor field.
As I emerged from the water there are other racers around me, they had two race officials in the water that sort of directed you out of the water. I asked them as I was getting out, “Am I winning? How far behind me is the person in second place?” They just laughed and said “Yep, you are in the lead and you have plenty of time, they are way behind you.” As you can see from the picture there are people ahead of me.
Here I am coming into the finish.The feeling of finishing. Tree by the way didn't run the race. He had been having back problems and is saving himself for the Stu on Stu tourney and the Paddle / Portage. But as we were walking to breakfast afterwards, he mentioned to me that his back really wasn't feeling too bad that morning.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Triathlon
Thursday, June 26, 2008
My New Bridge
Here are some photos of my bridge. This was taken my first day on the job May 2007. This one was taken earlier this month. Yes it opens and closes without problem at all.Proof that boats have gone through my bridge.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
The Incredible Hulk
Alright let me get to the review of The Incredible Hulk. It was just alright. Any movie that ends leaving you hanging and indicating a sequel loses points right away. But I will give them credit for a story line that worked and some how created a villain. Not to be a spoiler here, but if you see the movie you will have to get back to me on this because I was confused as to if the villain died in the end or not. I don’t think he did. Here is another spoiler question I have for anyone who sees the movie, If they were going to New York to see this guy who could create the antidote, why send him and email that can be tracked. Why not just go to see him? Which leads me to another fault in the story line, they got from Virginia to New York City on $40. Please. Somehow on $40, they were able to buy an old truck, get a boat ride from New Jersey or Staten Island, I am not sure which one, across the Harbor to New York City and get a cab in the city. Here is a better story line, show me how they did all of that on $40. I know, it is only a movie, but then why make the point that they only have $40. The special effects are great. Here is a trivia question for you move goers out there, can you name me a movie that has Liv Tyler in it, where she doesn’t cry? One big positive for the movie was that the movie makers cast Lou Ferrigno in a cameo roll. Because the movie lends itself to a sequel, I can give it no more than a rating of a 5.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Soccer Girls
Poor Sweden, only won one game and were bumped in the group competition.Holland dominated their group but gave up two goals in extra time in the quarterfinals.Croatia also dominated their group but in the quarterfinals lost a heart breaker giving up the equalizer during injury time of the second extra period, then went on to lose in Penalty Kicks. You can cry on my shoulder.Russia, still alive and set to take on Spain.My money is on Germany to win it all. They face a Turkey team with too many injuries and suspensions. Then they will walk all over the winner of Russia and Spain. You know I am part German.I have been watching quite a bit of the Euro Cup. One of my favorite parts of the game is listening to the announcers call the game. Way better than listening to John Madden. They way they speak is so entertaining. I.E. "He has a firecracker of a right foot. Anytime he puts his boot to the ball he strikes it with much venom."
Soccer
Monday, June 23, 2008
Weekend Update
My friend, Mark, is training for a 2 day, 150 mile bike ride which is in 3 weeks. I had told him that if I stayed in Appleton, I would go on a training ride with him. Saturday morning we headed out on a 45 mile bike ride. We kept up a good pace. We finished in 2 hours and 13 minutes, averaging just over 20 miles per hour. But my lower back was killing me by the time we finished and my butt we also pretty sore. I was thinking about doing a 90 mile ride around Lake Winnebago, but this little adventure cemented the fact that I will not being doing that. I came out of it feeling OK, but I couldn't imagine going twice as far.
The biking was good for my training for my next triathlon, which is this coming Saturday. I am doing this one with Tree. I have set my goals for this next triathlon. It is 1/4 mile swim, 12 mile bike and 3 mile run. I would like to get out of the water in less than 10 minutes. I would like to average over 20 miles per hour on the bike, and average 7:30 minute miles on the run. Add in transitions and I am shooting for around 1 hour and 10 minutes. Another goal I have is to finish first in one of the timed events. Now I am not in good enough shape to win the swim, bike or run, so what does that leave. The transition times. In my last triathlon I noticed that my transition time from the bike to the run was only 39 seconds. The best time that I saw was 32 seconds. My plan is to stop at the end of the bike where I have to dismount. But then take 30 seconds to compose myself and the sprint to the rack to drop off my bike and get out on the run course. I think I can do that. My last goal is to beat Tree, but since I took him behind the wood shed on the last one, I am not too worried about beating him.
Finishing up my weekend, I had a soccer game Sunday night, but I have another posting expanding on my feelings for soccer that I will get out later this week.
Lastly, I am thinking about going down to Summerfest this coming Saturday night after my triathlon. If anyone is interested in going, let me know. I am looking for recruits to head down there. If you want to be on the blog, this is a great opportunity.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
More Weekend Videos
This is another video of me jumping over Ethan. Jon was giving me hard time because on the first dive, I spread my legs to get over Ethan. This time I kept them together and actually just grazed Ethan's head.
This video goes back to the Brewer Game. Tree's nephew, T.J., was talking pretty tough. He wanted to know what the record was for the most beers in my beer bong. I told him 6 beers in 23 seconds. I realize that that is an nearly unimaginable feat, but it did happen. I did it in Cleveland at the Badger Game two years ago. From what I recall, Joe was there and saw it. I also have a number of other witnesses, Ertmann, Gibby, Shooter, etc. Anyhow T.J. wanted a shot at the title. I told him that he wasn't ready, and I advised him to start off slow with maybe just 3 beers. But no, why would you listen to me. As we were filling up the beer bong, I was in control of the music with my MP3 player. And as a joke I put on a Brittney Spears song, as Tree and I used to play that when we went skiing together and were getting ready in the parking lot. It was just funny to see the looks that we got from people as they passed by. T.J. told me to turn the Brittney off, but then a group of 5 or 6 girls that were passing by stopped and came over by us and started dancing. Then it was O.K. for me to leave Brittney on the radio. So here is T.J.'s attempt at 6 beers. I told him I can't give him more than 2.5 beers. A lot of beer ended up on the ground. Listen to the disappointment coming from the girls when T.J. finally gives up.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Weekend Recap
Here is a video of me jumping over Ethan. I think Nick is a little too tall to jump over.
Here is Borky soaking up the sun in the parking. Is there any place you would rather be than tailgating at a Brewer Game on a beautiful sunny day?
Unfortunately, the sun turned to rain, but it did eventually get nice again. Borky, Tree, TJ and Eric proud to pose with a rainbow in the background. You will note that you did not see my brother, Jon, or his neighbor, Rob. They both said they were going to show up, but pulled up short. Surprised? Not really.This was the swing that Prince Fielder had on his triple in the 11th inning.Sunday, the Coonen kids playing hillbilly horseshoes.Crusher in the back yard.Erin up in a tree.Dan got jealous of Erin, so he decided to climb a tree too.Here are all of my nieces and nephews, Ethan, Jared, Zack, Lindsey, Sarah, Erin, Josh, Joey, Nick and Abby.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Weekend Recap
And look here, Julie can still get it done.
And is that a soccer player or a bird out there?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Indiana Jones
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Here Is Your Answer
I am still waiting for the anonymous person to give me an explanation as to why I should not have a child. I think I would actually be a good father, probably a bit to strict, but still a good father. On the other hand, I am sure I would be a horrible husband, you won't hear me refute that claim. I fully expected that person to back down. Gutless turd.
Speaking of people backing down. I haven't heard a word from M.K.A. I am not shocked. I am starting to believe that at Whitewater they teach you in English class that anytime = never.
Congratulations Bubs on the bun in the oven. I am looking forward to the day when I can yell at Bubs Jr. to run and get me a beer.
The invitation is still open for tailgating on Saturday. I have yet to hear of any newcomers. But all are welcome. The parking lots open 3 hours before game time, which is 6:05 p.m.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
And The Father Is.......
Let me get to my weekend plans. Saturday I am going to the Brewer game. I plan on getting to the parking lot early for some serious tailgating. I am cordially inviting all of my blog readers, except the person who feels that I am unqualified to procreate (that person can stay at home and pound sand), to come and join me. Last year, we didn't even make it into the game because we were having so much fun in the parking lot. Currently I am going with Doug, Liquid and Eric. And I have Tree, Preston, my brother, and his neighbor, Rob (all who do not have a ticket to the game) coming down to join us. So even if you don't have a ticket come on down for a drink. Here is a little preview for the tailgating. This past Friday night, I invited my brother and neighbor Rob to the game. This quickly snowballed into a beer slamming contest. Here is the first beer. Listen to Rob at the end, "Beer everywhere."
And here is the second beer. Despite what neighbor Rob says, I am pretty sure I won both. But I am sure there will be a rematch Saturday.
Monday, June 09, 2008
BIG BIG NEWS
Friday, June 06, 2008
Perfect Health Follow Up
On the M.K.A. Challenge front. I thought I would put together a little poll.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Happy Birthday
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
When Is Anytime M.K.A.?
Monday, June 02, 2008
O.K. Not Really
As I said Nate hooked us up with great seats. I want to say that this was Prince Fielder's home run swing, but I know that I didn't get a picture of that one. Shepard's after the game. Nate and Tree. I think Tree is pretending that he doesn't have a beer, but he had plenty. He can use that as an excuse for his Sunday performance.Here is Ethan getting yelled at by Coach Steve for his inability to pass the ball. This was going on while the rest of the players were still playing at the other end. Steve is nearly as entertaining as the game itself.Here is Pickle in his game. Pickle managed to score two goals, one for each team.
Here is Tree in the final stretch of his run. The girl behind him nearly caught him at the finish. I was cheering very hard to her to catch him.