Alright here is the answer. The soon to be father is........ Preston. And no he isn't having a baby with Vanessa. At least I am pretty sure he isn't. As far as I know, he is only having a child with Jessica. I just photoshopped the original ultrasound to try and create a buzz. It appears that I am quickly losing credibility here on my blog. Between my fake tattoos, pretend marriage proposals and imaginary pregnancies, no one is buying what I am selling.
I am still waiting for the anonymous person to give me an explanation as to why I should not have a child. I think I would actually be a good father, probably a bit to strict, but still a good father. On the other hand, I am sure I would be a horrible husband, you won't hear me refute that claim. I fully expected that person to back down. Gutless turd.
Speaking of people backing down. I haven't heard a word from M.K.A. I am not shocked. I am starting to believe that at Whitewater they teach you in English class that anytime = never.
Congratulations Bubs on the bun in the oven. I am looking forward to the day when I can yell at Bubs Jr. to run and get me a beer.
The invitation is still open for tailgating on Saturday. I have yet to hear of any newcomers. But all are welcome. The parking lots open 3 hours before game time, which is 6:05 p.m.
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I wish I was gonna be there to recreate the greatest game I never went to.
kmart
I'm going to try really hard to be there for the greatest game I never went to Part 2.
borky
I just want to tell you Rick that I think you would be a great father, I'm not sure about the whole husband thing with you.
Vanessa was the ultrasound tech. I'm thinking Borky K-mart Klink for a boy, Ugarlips Klink for a girl.
-Bubs
sugarlips...oops
Atta boy Bubbly.
Tree
You would be the best dad ever.
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