Monday, April 30, 2007
Weekend Update
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Picture of the Day
Monday, April 23, 2007
The Brett Favre Game
about the Brett Favre game. What is the Brett Favre game you ask? It is pretty simple, two people stand about 20 to 30 feet apart and you throw the football at each other as hard as possible. If you drop the pass, you have to take a drink of your beer. Or if it mutually decided upon that it was a bad pass the thrower has to take a drink of their beer. But do you know the origins of the Brett Favre game. I was up visiting Krum when we were in college. On this night Krum and his roommates were throwing a party. To get ready for the party we cleaned up the basement of their place. Once we finished cleaning Krum and I were hanging out in the basement and started throwing the football around while tapping the first beers of the night. I am sure you can see how the game got started. But as Krum and I continued playing this game prior to the party starting, Krum got the best of me and I ended up a little more drunk than I had
hoped. So much so that shortly after people started showing up for the party, I decided that I couldn't handle it any more. I went into Krum's room where everyone had been throwing their coats on his bed. I climbed under all of the coats and passed out. I was out the entire party. No one could find me. At the end of the night as the last people were leaving the party I was discovered. The woke me up, and I felt great, I said to Krum "Alright let's party!" To which Krum replied "Let's party? Are you kidding? The party is over, it is 2:30 in the morning. You missed the whole thing. We had an entire sorority over here and you missed it, you moron."Sunday, April 22, 2007
Weekend Update
Me, Krum and Brown, what a bunch of dorks.
Friday, April 20, 2007
Work work work
Richmond Terrace
400 North Richmond Street
Unit 444 (I am guessing that is the length, just kidding)
Appleton, WI 54911
Now that you know where I live you are all welcome to come and visit. However, I heard the same thing when I moved to Minnesota, so I am not holding my breath on having too many visitors, but you people have surprised me from time to time.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Dead College Roommate
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Picture of the Day
Monday, April 16, 2007
Antonio Freeman Party
It brings me great pleasure to announce the date of this years Antonio Freeman Party. So break out the Sharpie and mark this one on your calender. I will be supplying the beer, booze, soda, juice boxes, brats, burgers and buns. If you would like to bring a side dish, it would be appreciated.Weekend Update
Pretty much the same picture, but you can see Julie's hand slapping Elery up side the head. Julie is one of the Godparents, but I think she has a lot to learn about being one, you aren't suppose to hit kids. She is a terrible role model.Here are all of the God Parents. I am the tall one in the back. Julie is the one if front of me who likes to hit kids, as shown in the previous picture.
The happy Hardwick family. At the brunch afterwards, Nate's mom asked if we could believe that Nate is a father. I said that he is doing just fine and that he has turned the corner. The night before the baptism, I was all ready to hit the bars and Nate said "Nope, I am going to bed early." So Nate has started a new chapter in his life, the old Nate is now officially dead, joining the ranks of Old Schmidty and Old Stegall. May you rest in peace.
Sunday night I went out to dinner with Chris and Rebecca, here Rebecca is trying to avoid picking up the check.
Chris and Rebecca's dog, Butters, and cat Mona.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Running Out of Gas
To which Justus replied, "Don't worry, I know my car, we have plenty of gas." We dropped off Tree and were on our way to Delafield when sure enough the car stops. Justus looks at me and says "You aren't going to believe this, but we are out of gas." To which I answered, "Oh I believe it, I told you it was going to happen you moron." Justus and I get out and figure that it would be a shorter walk back to Tree's place than walking to a gas station. And of course Tree is our good friend and he will help us out. It was at least a 3 mile walk and I am guessing it was somewhere around 3 in the morning. On top of all of that, I had just hurt my foot playing soccer a couple nights earlier and was walking with a pretty good limp. I do have to admit, that while my foot was killing me and I was pretty mad at Justus for running out of gas, we actually had a pretty good time joking around as we walked back to Tree's place. Tree at that time was living with his sister and brother in law. We didn't want to make a lot of noise since it was the middle of the night so we knocked on Tree's window. We told him that we ran out of gas and that we needed a ride to the gas station. Tree seemed really pissed that we were there and told us to hang on a minute. Justus and I went back to the front of the house. We heard Tree going into the garage and there was a bunch of rumbling around going on. Finally Tree comes to the front door, opens it and throws an empty gas can at us and then shuts and locks the door. Justus and I looked at each other absolutely dumb founded that Tree was not going to help us. I was so dejected. I knew that Tree wasn't going to answer the door anymore and we were screwed. I also knew that I didn't want to walk another mile to the gas station. I just sat down in the driveway. I would bet that Justus and I sat in that driveway for at least a half an hour talking before we grabbed the empty gas can and started walking to the gas station. It was probably 4:30 in the morning by the time we got to the gas station. They didn't open until 5:00 in the morning. I knew that my brother, Jon, had to work early in the morning. I thought he had to start at 6 in the morning, but it wasn't actually until 7 in the morning. Jon finally picked us up and gave us a ride back to Justus' car. I think I got home at around 7 or 7:30 in the morning. And just as a last little side note. This whole time that Justus and I were walking all over Waukesha county, Momma and Tyler we waiting back in the car. We later found out that they occupied the time by having sex in the back seat. I know that Tree is a loyal reader here. And I never really got a true explanation as to why he didn't help us out. So Tree if you could, please expand on your actions. Just writing about this story makes me realize that I still owe Tree one. Your time will come my friend.Thursday, April 12, 2007
Picture of the Day
Movie Sequels Follow Up
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Question to Readers
I just made myself a Chocolate Banana milkshake. The chocolate milk had an expiration date of April 16th. But it smelled pretty funky. I drank the milk shake anyway, but then poured the remainder of the chocolate milk down the drain. And it was a brand new carton, so that puzzles me even more. Do you think it was bad? I am guessing that it had been sitting around out of the cooler before getting stocked on the shelf.
Lawe Street Bridge Construction
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
How Cool Am I?
I have also been having a bit a of problem in getting a hold of my friends via cell phone. I think that I call people and they see the number and decide not to answer it. I have come up with two possible reasons for this behavior from my friends. One, they are just busy. Many of my friends are now married, having kids, and or their jobs are more demanding. Or two, I am just not as cool as I think I am. I honestly find this pretty hard to believe, but stranger things have happened. I have been a bit low on ideas for my blog as of late, and I am not even sure I have done a poll on this before. I very well may have. But it never hurts to poll the 8 people who will vote again. I know that some of the same people who were too busy to click on my evite if they were going come to my Easter Party, will not doubt be too busy to vote on this poll. This however is something that I have been learning to deal with.Monday, April 09, 2007
Picture of the Day
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Easter Eve Bash
The last time we together at Doug and Lisa's place, Lisa broke out the photo albums. My party was such a hit that at one point everyone was looking through my photo albums. I know it was a rager.
Doug and Amy at the Bellagio.
Friday, April 06, 2007
Picture of the Day Request
Sort of a funny story behind this picture. As you can see Tree is the one flipping off the camera. Earlier in the day after the church service but while we were still church, I was sitting with Preston and Tree in the first pew. The photographer came up to take a picture and she said to us, "Do something crazy." Right away Tree gives the photographer the double bird just like in this picture. Needless to say the photographer was a bit offended. So I was no surprise to me that when we took this picture and Tree did the same thing. She wanted to kick him out of the picture. I explained things to her. And there is this same picture without the obscene gestures somewhere in the Stegall archieves. But this picture was taken after the photographer left. I am not sure, but Sugar Lips, you might have taken this one.
Wrestling

Get your facts straight before you go off making accusations towards me.
Another reader, The General, who isn't afraid to leave his name with his comments, recently called my Whitewater Wrestlemania Story, "the worst story ever". I hope he enjoys this story a little better. Back in the day, The General and Diane were living together in sin before they got married. From time to time, I would pop in unannounced. Sometimes they were busying have pre-martial sex and were either to busy or embarrassed to answer the door. That story was actually chronicled before, here is a link if you missed it. By the way, when you two sinners go to hell, could you do me a favor and say hi to TT for me? But it was a different time that I popped in that I would like to talk about today. I stopped by their apartment and the front door was open, so I let myself in. The moment I opened the door, I heard to awful sound of a cat meowing coming from the guest bedroom. I opened the guest bedroom door and this is what I saw:

Lastly I would like to leave you with one of the only Easter stories I have. This actually isn't even one of my stories. When I was in high school and college, I used to work construction. There were these brothers that I worked with, the Prices. Carl, Dean and Ted. Three of the nicest guys you will ever meet. They were all pretty big guys, and used to wrestle in high school and college. They were a couple years older than me and used to pick on me quite a bit. But I was told that they only picked on people that they like. Dean told me this story one day. When he was a kid, his parents would have bowl of candy out during Easter, filled with jelly beans, chocolate eggs, etc. One day Dean was in the yard and found a Robin's nest. Of course there were eggs in is. Dean thought it would be funny to take one of the eggs and put it in with the candy. So he did. Then he baited his brothers into eating some candy until one of them finally ate the egg. As Dean tells the story, the look on his brother's face was absolutely unforgettable. Maybe you have to hear him tell the story. Anyhow, enjoy your Easter everyone.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Picture of the Day
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
A Tree Requested Story
This story was requested by Tree, and it goes back to the days when I was just fresh out of college, I know that Tree was in his last semester of college at Whitewater. And Justus was also at Whitewater at the time. Tree was living with his now wife, girlfriend then, Heather. I came into Whitewater with Preston, Stu and Brandon. We met up at Tree and Heather's apartment and then went out to hit the bars of Whitewater. Justus at the time was working as a bouncer at some bar and was telling us how cool that bar was and that we should stop in. We got there and the place was dead. We got some drinks and then the five of us, Tree, Preston, Stu, Brandon and myself thought it would be fun to pick on the bouncer (Justus). So we started pushing him around. I think I was the most rambunctious of the group and kept on grabbing Justus just below the knees and trying to tackle him to the floor. I was following him around the bar wherever he went. Justus actually found this quite annoying. But I had the other 4 guys with me, so there really wasn't much Justus could do. Eventually people started filing into the bar and it was getting more and more busy. But I was still harassing Justus.
I think he finally just got sick of it and told Preston to get me out of there. Now mind you, I was far from drunk at this point, but I was just having a very good time picking on Justus. And everyone but Justus thought it was funny. The five us of left that bar and were out the rest of the night until bar time. At which point we started the walk back to Tree and Heather's apartment. I was still in a pretty rambunctious mood and as we were walking I was staying a couple steps behind Tree. And every once in a while, I would come up behind Tree and tackle him to the ground. Believe it or not, Tree found this pretty annoying. I had tackled Tree probably 4 or 5 times, and Tree finally said, "Hey Rick, that isn't funny anymore, if you do it again I am going to bring the hurt down on you!!" If you know me at all, idle threats of pain mean absolutely nothing to me. So it was about a minute or two later, we were walking across the front lawn of a frat house and I tackled Tree. And then it was on. After I got Tree to the ground, he quickly had me pinned and then Stu came to my rescue and tackled Tree, then Preston and Brandon piled on. It was pretty much Wrestlemania. This battle royale had been going on for a good five or six minutes. I am guessing we were making quite a bit of noise, since the lights of the frat house started coming on. At this point I think it is safe to say it was somewhere around 3 in the morning. A couple of the frat house guys came walking out and yelled to us, "Hey get off of our lawn!!!" At which point we all stopped and looked up at them. I would estimate that between the 5 of us, our average size was all of 6' 2" and around 220 lbs. I think it was Tree who yelled back at them, "We will leave when we are ready to leave!!" The frat guys answered back "Sounds good to me. Thanks." So that is the Whitewater Wrestlemania story.Tuesday, April 03, 2007
NCAA Basketball Pool
I got a phone call at 6:30 this morning from Tree asking where his money was. Yes for the second year in a row Tree has won my NCAA basketball pool. Here are the final standings:Monday, April 02, 2007
The Last Comment

Sunday, April 01, 2007
Over Due Posting
And here is another contractor who was in the bridge with me. They were actually doing work, checking lines for leaks. I was just there for the ride.


