Thursday, November 30, 2006
Everything is Gone
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Picture of the Day
Done. Done, Done, DONE!!!
And speaking of Christmas, mostly likely I will be putting together my Christmas card this weekend. Which is arguably one of the best Christmas cards that people get. If not number 1, it for sure falls in the top 5. For my loyal blog readers, this is your chance to make sure you get a card. If you got one last year, and you address hasn't changed, you will most likely get a card again this year. That is unless you pissed me off somewhere along the way this past year. The General, you are on thin ice. I realize most people are paranoid about putting personal information on the internet, so if you want to ensure your receipt of your card or your address has changed, email your mailing address to:
mitch_kumstean@yahoo.com
TGB, (Tall, Gorgeous & Brillant) if you play your cards right, you might even make the list.
I was in the lovely town of Prescott today, and I drove by this house. Look at all of the plastic crap in this yard. There must be at least 50 of these figures in the yard. My only question is where do they store that crap the other 11 months out of the year?
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Movie Review
Today is my first of what I hope is many movie reviews. I went to the local movie theather, The Woodbury 10. Here I am before the movie. Yes that is orange pants, black jacket, a green hat and white gloves.
I have been doing a great deal of thinking of my rating system of these movies. I had a number of ideas, but I didn't like any of them. So I will just go with a generic 1- 10 scale. A "1" being really bad and I tell everyone I know to never go and see this movie (Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man). And a "10" being a must see buy it right away when it comes out on DVD and watch it every weekend when you come home from the bars(Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas). I will try not to spoil any of the plots of the movies. I would also like to post a disclaimer that I have traditionally been very hard on movies. So don't expect to see a lot to Bo Derek's (10's).So here is my first movie review. I went to see Deja Vu staring Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer, Paula Patton, Adam Goldberg and Jim Caviezel (A.K.A. Jesus Christ) as the bad guy. I would classify this movie as a cross between "Back to the Future", "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" and "Enemy of the State". The time travel in this movie doesn't seem too believeable but then again, maybe the theory behind it is over my head. Not that I don't believe in time travel, I do, at least Einstein's theory. I will explain it to you some day. But I did like how everything ties itself together by the end of the movie. So I will give this movie an 7, worth paying full theather price, but not worth buying when it comes out on DVD.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Extended Update
One afternoon my brother asked me to pick his kids up when they got off the bus. Here are Nick and Ethan. A little slice of life in any town U.S.A.
Thanksgiving Eve I was out with my brother, Jon, his wife, Julie and Jon's highschool buddies, the Dillabers. Pictured here.
This trip to the bar with Jon and Julie ended up being a little more than I bargained for. Every year on Thanksgiving Eve we go out with the Dillabers. But this year we were meeting at a bar that we normally don't go to. I soon learned why. Apparently Wednesday is normally the night that my nephew, Nick, plays soccer. But with the holiday, it was cancelled but the parents decided to meet out at a bar. None of this was known to me. So it turned into a Soccer Mom and Dad meeting. Well one thing led to another and here I am leg wrestling with one of the parents on my nephew's soccer team.
I had been growing a beard since the beginning of November. And for no real reason, Thanksgiving morning I shaved in some big Lamb Chops and something of a Goatee. Julie thought it would be funny to give Nicholas the same look. So here I am with my nephew/ god son, Nicholas. A.K.A. Pickle or because some people say that Nicholas looks like me, Mini Me. He is identical, but only 5/8th the size.
Jon and Ethan at Thanksgiving, two tough guys.
Here is my dad just after finishing skinning a deer, seen in the background.
Jon and my cousin Justin cutting up a deer. Looks like fun doesn't it. I actually didn't cut up too many deer maybe 30 or 40. Jon won't admit it but he is one of the best meat cutters around. If you ever really want to get a rise out of him, the next time you see him ask him who is a better meat cutter me or him. You are the best aren't you Haus? I know you are reading this.
The Natesgiving Celebration just wasn't the same without Nate. Their weren't any real long stories being told. Instead I went to dinner with Dan and Jodi, and a disfunctional couple friend of theirs. We went to Crawdaddy's and the girl spent nearly the entire meal in the bathroom. That is a healthy relationship. After dinner I we went to Leff's and as I stated earlier I would buy any of my friends who showed up their first drink. Well my only friends to show up were Roman and Liz. Wouldn't they make a cute couple? But that was more of a turnout than I expected. As a heads up, I am going to try and plan the same thing again for Christmas Eve Eve. Don't worry I will make an announcement.
Saturday I went to my cousin, Mike's, football game. Whitewater was in the Division III playoffs against La Crosse. Whitewater hasn't lost all year, and actually hasn't been behind in the score much if at all this season. My aunt and uncle were really stressing out when Whitewater was down in the 4th quarter, but managed to squeak out a victory. Here is the group before the game tailgating. My dad, Timmy, Dave, Marilyn and Justin and Katie in the background.

At halftime of the game, Tim and I went out in to the parking lot to shot gun a beer. I won. But what a sight that is, a gorilla shotgunning a beer. Ever see that before?
Sunday before heading back up to Minnesota, I stopped over at my friend, Jay's, parent's house. I usually stop by to help them cut their deer. I just threw this picture in so that my famly could see what I had to work with. That table is resting on two coolers on either end, and for light and antique light. But it worked.
I would like to thank a couple people. Rebecca and her mother-in-law for the Packer tickets even though the game sucked. My aunt, Marilyn for baking me some cookies. And my brother's mother-in-law, Annie for also baking me cookies. Two batches of my favorite peanut butter cookies. Also my brother, Jeff's, friend Phil for killing a deer for me. Now I have venison in my freezer.
On another note, a number of people were asking me whatever happened to that girl who was described as "tall, brilliant and gorgeous" that an anonymous blog reader was going to set me up with. To answer your question, I never got an email from this girl. However, if the anonymous reader is still a reader, I am still up for meeting your friend, if for nothing else blog material because "The Life of Rickie" isn't normally all that exciting.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Sweet Home Minnesota
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Natesgiving Celebration
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Update
Here Rebecca and I are in Lambeau.
Here are the Pats right before their first touchdown. I would have posted a picture of the Packer right before their first touchdown, but that opportunity never arose.
Nate and Michel had their baby this week as well. Here is Elery Lucas Hardwick (A.K.A. Nate Jr.) One day old.
The Heisman Pose with Nate Jr.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Making Love to School Boys
Oh and Krum, if you are reading this, I found a picture that you may consider art. This is from the camping trip on the Mississippi. You see the tree in this picture is a symbolism of the struggles of life and a display of the will to stay alive even as the ground around it is eroding away. The tree continues to cling to the earth it has to remain in existence. It is a yet another cruel lesson of the brutality of mother nature. Much like seeing a wildebeest meeting it's final destiny along a river on the plains of the seraghedi as a crocodile drags it into the water by it's lips and finishes it off with a death roll. OK maybe not, irregardless, this is also the spot where I went to the bathroom every night.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Which is Art?
This is Krum's Thistle. Now I admit, he got had much better lighting, and probably had things in frame a little better than I did. Especially with the placement of the powerlines in the background, probably unintentional.
But look at my rat. You can see the detail of the rib cage if you look closely. It's final resting place, alone on the cold dark damp floor of a draw bridge pit floor, is a parallel of the cold dark walk of death each of us will have to make as death is just a part and the end of life. Pretty deep don't you think?
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Christmas Fines
Update On My Holiday Plans
I realize that their are so many of you out there, especially in Milwaukee, that miss me. Please note how heavy I have laid on the sarcasm. Anyhow, I will be back in Milwaukee next week. And originally I was planning a half barrel party at my place, but I got a better offer for dinner that night. But if you would like to meet up, I am planning on going down to Leff's Lucky Town in downtown Tosa Friday night (the night after Thanksgiving, traditionally Natesgiving) for a beer or two. And I will tell you what, if you show up, I will buy your first beer. What a deal. So this is how it works. You show up at the bar, find me and come up to me and say "Hi Rickie. It is good to see you. I really missed you. Did I mention that I
am thirsty?" At that point, I stop what I am doing or any conversation that I am having, go up to the bar and buy you a beer. Could it be any easier. I would imagine that I won't be down there until after 9:00 - 9:30. Although, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if I ended up being down there all by myself. But hopefully someone will show.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Million Dollar Idea
I had two great ideas on inventions that would make you a million dollars. I was saving this posting until I could remember my other idea but I can't so I will just tell you about the one. When I was in college and in the dorms, they had one of the channels on the cable TV dedicated to just playing 4 or 5 movies that the residents requested on a loop. They would change the movies up every week. I was thinking that if you could come up with a DVD player that would do that for your whole DVD library. And it would have to be able to skip through all of the menus and just go right to playing the movie. I am not sure on the space that this would require. I suppose some people have bigger DVD libraries than others.Well here is a shocker, I am half way done with my million dollar idea and I found a 400 Disc Mega DVD Player on line for $300. Although this player doesn't have the capability of playing all discs on a loop. And that is what I want. Have you ever been flipping through the channels on TV and found a movie you own being shown on TV and you stop a watch it until the next commercial. Well wouldn't it be great to have that capability without the commercials and with the F-bombs and "T" & "A".
Maybe I had better start remembering what that other good idea is.
Chipotle vs. Qdoba
I went to Chipotle last night for dinner. Not fast food.
By the way I am still going strong on my no fast food New Years Resolution. The closest I have had to fast food is either Subway or Culvers. Again Oakland Gyros does not count. It has been over 10 months since I have had McDonalds, Burger King or Taco Bell. And I miss Taco Bell. Anyhow back to Chipotle and Qdoba, is there any difference? I don't think so. It tastes the same and looks the same. So I think that they are the same.
Pictures of the Day
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Picture of the Day
Monday, November 13, 2006
Lambeau Here I Come
Picture of the Day
Also I would like to make a correction. On the "Picking up the Tab" story, I made a mistake. Steve Nevermann was not the best man, Kris Darragh was. So why wasn't Kris paying for dinner? That just goes to show what a great guy Steve is. Steve also informed me that he doesn't remember that at all.
Picking up the Tab
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Change of Plans
Mike's Football Game
Pregame gorilla beer bong. I wrote to the River Falls athletic department asking if tailgating was allowed at football games. I was informed that it was allowed and the alcohol would be monitored and was not to be "flawnted". I don't think a beer bong is flawnting.
Not to be out done, here is my uncle Dave doing a beer bong.
Katie and Mike with the post game kiss. How cute. Does anyone else feel like throwing up?
Drinks at my house afterwards.
Katie and Kim flashing their gang signs.
Speaking of flashing signs. Here is Mike and the girls giving a free showing of what you can expect to see if you go to the gun show.
Kim and Jake all excited to sleep on an air mattress.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Thanks For The Help
Now on to why I am thanking you for your help. Last I checked, my poll on if I should get a girlfriend or not was tied at 6-6. I am going to go out on a limb and say that the girls voted that I get a girlfriend and the guys voted against it. Well now I don't know what to do. On a completely different topic. I am currently in Prescott, Wisconsin on my job and the snow is really coming down here.
I hope everyone has a good weekend and let's all keep our fingers crossed and maybe I won't get thrown out of the Whitewater/River Falls Football game. And on my drive home from my project I ran into these sheep on the road. I take the back roads to avoid traffic lights. And one of the roads is actually gravel and surrounded by farms. I have no idea where these sheep came from or where they were going.
Do you have any idea where they were going Clarice?
You can't save them all Agent Starling. Nonetheless most people do not run into livestock on their commute home from work.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Vegas Update
I know you have all been waiting to hear how the Vegas Trip is coming along. Well nearly a month after Tree and I booked our flights, The General finally got his act together and booked his flight. So Jan. 11th - 14th the three of us will be in Vegas. We are staying at the Excalibur. I am actually pretty excited about this since they have the Medieval Tournament of Kings dinner show featuring live jousting and swordplay knights, i.e. The Cable Guy. All three of us are on board with that. I am hoping that we run into my buddy, Spider, who
lives in Vegas. Preston, I know you read this every once in a while. Why don't you stop being such a loser and get on board with this trip? I promise it will be a good time and you will be happy you went. Don't make excuses, make good.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Another Stupid Idea
I went and saw Flags of Our Fathers today. It was OK. I think I was more happy about sneaking into seeing the second half of The Departed afterwards. Yes I am sneaking into movies. How old am I? Next thing you know I will be digging popcorn tubbs and soda cups out of the trash for free refills. And in case you are wondering, no I didn't do that and I haven't done that since in was in college. Although I have brought beer into the movies before. Is that wrong? However The Rosebud theater in Wauwatosa does serve beer, making it one of my favorite theaters of all time. But their sound system sucks.
If you know me, or are just a reader of my blog, you know that I have a lot of stupid ideas: going to college for Civil Engineering, taking speedometer pictures at 120 mph or taking professional ski jumps in Lake Tahoe. So before I go through with my next stupid idea that is sure to be a failure I thought I would run it by the people who's opinions I hold the highest, and that is of course my valued blog readers. In years past, the day after Thanksgiving (Friday) has traditionally been held aside for my favorite made up holiday, Natesgiving. As legend has it, this holiday started a number of years ago when Nate was walking through the store and couldn't believe how cheap turkeys were, like $0.30 a pound. And thus Natesgiving was born. Unfortunately Nate and Michel really didn't think things through when they were in the planning stages for the arrival of Nate Jr. His due date is November 11th. Last I heard the arrival of Nate Jr. will mean there will be no Natesgiving this year. With no Natesgiving this gave me an idea. Obviously I am not going to cook a turkey. I can barely make a pizza. But I thought that with my house nearly completely empty that I would through an old fashioned college party in my house. Back to basics of college, to the days of binge drinking. Beer bongs, drinking games, half barrels, and $1 cups. So based on the results of these polls, I will determine if I will have this party or not.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Picture of the Day

It is funny that I picked this picture today because tonight Krum, Mike and I got together to hang out and watch a little Monday Night Football. It was the first time I have seen Mike in at least 5 years. I know this because his son is 5 and he didn't have a son the last time I saw him. And just to get a little sentimental/ironic on you, Mike and Paul were my two best friends in high school. I would say that it would be a safe bet to say roughly 15 years ago we would be hanging out on a weekend drinking some beer, even though we weren't suppose to. Well tonight it was sort of the same thing. The three of us were sitting around Mike's kitchen table drinking beer and just talking. The only thing that was different was that Mike's 2 year old daughter, Ivy Lou, was sitting at the table with us. Then I thought it was pretty funny that when Ivy's mom came to take her and put her to bed, she just started crying because she wanted to stay up with the boys. So it was just like the old days the girls just couldn't stand to not be around us.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Picture of the Day
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Picture of the Day
