Come See What's Brewin'

Is it possible? Could it be? Yes, I think it is. Brewers season is almost here. One week until the first regular season game. With that game on the horizon, I think it is time to put together another reader Oakland Gyro contest. Besides, what do I care if you win or not. To date I don't think anyone has claimed their prize for any contest won. If I am wrong please correct me. My prediction for the Brewers is .500 baseball 81-81. If you know anything about baseball, it all comes down to pitching. And I don't think we have the pitchers to get to the playoffs. Here are some side predictions. Hoffman gets 35 saves. Doug Davis will lead the team in wins with 13. Braun and Fielder will both be all-stars and will combine for 85 home runs. But they are going to need to have some runners on base when they come to the plate. They also need someone to emerge that is a reliable if not a dangerous hitter batting 5th to protect them. The Brewers will go 7-8 against the Cubs. Sorry Borky and K-mart but the Brewers win 4 out of 6 against you clowns including stealing 2 in your new ballpark. Mauer has an atypical off year after signing his enormous contract. If you post a comment with your prediction and get the exact record for the Brewers this season, you win an Oakland Gyro, extra pita and large rootbeer.

Today's lyric:

If you could only see me.

I know exactly where I am.

You wouldn't want to be me.

Oh I can assure you of that.

I'm not the guy to run with.

Cause I'll throw you off the line.

I'll break you and destroy you.

Given time.