MKA handily beat me in the MKA Challenge.
Monday, March 09, 2009
Daddy Daycare
MKA handily beat me in the MKA Challenge.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Merry Christmas
It is the Chug-a Jug. A double beer bong in the form of a pair of breasts.


Is anyone else slightly aroused?
As for my weekend plans, they actually go back to last weekend. While a the Christmas party, my nephew, Ethan, cornered me and asked me when I was going to have a sleep over at my house with all of his cousins. I told him this weekend would work for me. At press time I am scheduled to have 7 kids over. Unfortunately my irresponcible brother, Jeff, and my equally irresponcible sister-in-law, Sue, have yet to return my email or phone call, so I have no idea if their kids are coming. I am far from surprised at their lack of responce.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Blarney Run
Here is the registration form.
MKA handily beat me in the MKA Challenge.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
The Numbers Are Down!!!
What do I need to do to get more readers? Or at least to get my readers that I do have to come back more often. I am open to any reasonable suggestions.
I realize that I haven't been doing my part lately. Obviously I need to liven up my life a little to make things a little more interesting. I am sure all of my readers are sick of hearing that I didn't do much this weekend and so on.
What do I need to do? More polls? More Gyro Contests? More pictures? More old stories? More videos? Bring back picture a day?
MKA handily beat me in the MKA Challenge.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
MKA Challenge Revisited
Allow me to go off on a tangent here on the topic of humility. I was at a number of basketball games this past weekend. I learned that if the score got too one sided that they failed to keep score the remainder of the game. I am firmly against this. I can recall getting smoked in soccer games 13-0. This also reminds me of one of the first Freeman Parties when I held the musical chairs contest. My sister-in-law, Jody, asked me why I wasn't having the musical chairs for the kids. I told her because the kids will cry when they get kicked out of the contest. She told me that that wouldn't happen. But you know what? I was right and nearly every kid cried when they were kicked out of the game. But I was also wrong. By throwing them out of the game and making losers out of all but one of them, I taught all of those losers a lesson in humility. And now years later, when I hold the kids musical chairs, while they are disappointed when they get kicked out, they take losing much better. We live in a world where society is trying to tell us that everyone is a winner and everyone should be given a trophy, but that is not how the real world is. Trust me, there are tons of losers out there. I recall talking about this one time with my friend, Basketball Dave. He told me about the time when he was 8 years old and his baseball team was in the championship game. His team ended up losing and his team had to stand there and watch the other team get presented with trophies, while his team got nothing. And while it sucked that he lost and didn't get a trophy, it made him practice and play even harder the next year. And that next year, his team made it back to the championship game and this time they won. The moral of that story is that losing can be good for you.
So to get back to the MKA Challenge, yes MKA handily beat me. I, a 35 year old, fat, well past his prime, middle aged man, lost in a race to a National Champion All-American college athlete that is close to half my age. Here is the video.
Monday, March 02, 2009
Weekend Update and Random Thoughts
Here are some pictures from the weekend. This is Jared at his basketball game.
Smoking in public places. After being in Minnesota and Appleton where bars are smoke free, it is such a punch in the face to walk into a bar and get hit with all of that cigarette smoke. After the Christmas party, I stopped at the bar with my cousins for a while. The smoke was just horrible. It was so bad that I could smell it in my truck the next day. I can't wait for the day that all of Wisconsin is smoke free.
Caddyshack. Saturday night when I got home and after I took a shower to get the cigarette smoke off my body, I was laying in bed and flipping through the channels and came across Caddyshack. It has been a couple years since I have actually watched this movie. It is still a classic and I found myself laughing out loud at it yet again. The scene with Carl and Ty at Carl's place the night before the big match is priceless.
Girl Scout Cookies. Two of my nieces are in girl scouts and I always buy a couple boxes from them. Wow, are these things addictive. If I open a box they are gone in, not days, but hours. I bought 8 boxes and I am sure they will all be gone by the end of the week if not sooner.
I am always surprised when I hear that someone is reading my blog. I think my life is rather boring and that fact that people would take time out of their day to see what is going on in my life is always a shock. But when I do find out that I have a new reader I like to welcome them to the blog. So to my new reader, my cousin, Amanda, welcome to the blog.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Soccer
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Back to Normal
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Vegas Baby Vegas
Friday, February 20, 2009
When The Saints Go Marching In...or Out
By the way, by midnight Wisconsin time I will be on the Vegas Strip.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Crossroads
Here in lies my debate. There is no question that this project would be a great career move. And would no doubt lead to bigger and better jobs. But I would be sacrificing my personal happiness for the sake of my career. I am just guessing but I don't think there is much to do in that part of the country. Then again, if I ended up staying in this area, I would be hurting my career, as the chance of expanding my knowledge and experience with movable bridges would be lost. Plus it is only for 8 months. I have always told my boss, whenever, wherever, just let me know. Obviously I need to decide what is most important to me. Strangely I don't know what is the most important to me. What is the most important to you? I also need to make this decision quickly, in fact I have to give an answer in the morning. Really how great have things been for me since I have returned to Milwaukee? If you have been reading my blog, it doesn't take too much research into the last couple months of postings to see that thing have been pretty bored. I mean did you see the Trebuchet I made?
I know my boss wants me to stick around to help our offices construction services department grow, but I know that he also does not want to hold me back in what is best for my career. So I don't think he is going to make this decision for me.
If I didn't have my house, I know that I jump at this opportunity right away. I just hate leaving my house empty.
Funny, life is all about timing. If it was two months ago, I am sure I would have jumped at this opportunity. Now I am not so sure.
Sorry, this is one of the deeper postings that I have had in a while, but I am just trying to think out loud.
Winter Part 2

Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Trebuchet Update
But because my readers do love a good video. I did shoot a video of it going off in my house. I also found in my research that adding wheels improves performance. Why do you ask? Well as the counterweight falls, it wants to fall in a straight line down towards the earth. Without wheels this would not happen. But with the wheels as you can see in the video the trebuchet moves backwards slightly as the counterweight drops. This produces more torque i.e, the trebuchet's arm rotates at a fast rate allowing the projectile to leave the arm at a faster rate of speed. I know that is some pretty exciting stuff. But it does help show that I sort of paid attention in college.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Idle Hands
This is only really a prototype. I have designed this trebuchet to launch a tennis ball or an egg. I may eventually build a larger trebuchet that will have the capability of launching water balloons. A new trebuchet will be highly dependant upon the results of this current contraption.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Things Are Looking Up
But for you my loyal readers, things should be looking up as far as you having something interesting to read here on my blog. Friday I leave for Las Vegas for Eric's bachelor party. That should be interesting. And this weekend I booked my flight for Colorado. The weekend after St. Patrick's Day I going to get in my spring skiing for the year. Russ, has told me that we are going Apsen and Wolf Creek. I am pretty excited about that.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Weekend Plans
Here is a topic that I haven't touched on. After winning the league last session in soccer, my team has fallen off a bit. They merged two leagues and we are now playing with some better teams. I think our record is 2-2. Our team chemistry is a bit off right now. As the competition has improved some of our team deficiencies have become more evident and exposed. Last night in our 7-3 loss, this problem was as apparent as ever. I will be honest, my play has been less than spectacular. In fact I have yet to register a goal or an assist in any of these four games. I just need to get through the remainder of this session and then take some time off from the game. I think my body also needs to recover and get back to 100%.
Sadly that is all that I have for right now.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A Weird Dream

Monday, February 09, 2009
Randall Pink Floyd
The second half had some greatest hits and some of "The Wall". Now for an extra $2 you could get the "special" glasses. I would say that they were worth it. As you can probably tell in this video clip which was shot through the glasses.
Here is sort of a funny story about the night that makes me seem like the big idiot that I am. As I mentioned I went to Oakland Gyros before the show. And earlier in the evening I bought some gum to take care of the gyro breath. While I did enjoy the show, it was ridiculously loud. And since there is a history within my family with hearing loss, I knew I had to do something about this. I have the brilliant idea to chew up a couple pieces of gum and toss them in my ears. Yes, a dumb idea, but it did work. Then again I was walking around with gum in my ears. After the show I was walking back to my car and started pulling the gum out of my ears. As you may have guessed, the gum stuck to my ears and I the more I pulled on the gum, the more of a mess I made between my hands and my ears. I am sure you can imagine the stringy gum everywhere. That was pretty much the case.
This was the last song, I am not even sure what song it is, but the light show is again pretty cool.
Was it worth it? Sure, I am not a huge Pink Floyd fan. But it was fun to see and I would definitely go see it again. I will say if you are a Pink Floyd fan, that yes it is an absolute must see. It is $25 bucks at the box office the day of the show, and it has the feel of a real concert. Basically it is like going to a concert with everything but the band on stage, and the studio recordings pumped out at maximum volume.
Friday, February 06, 2009
It Is About Time
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Weekend Plans
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Folding Clothes
Laser Spectacular
Monday, February 02, 2009
Weekend Update
Friday, January 30, 2009
It has been a long week
Just to tie up a quick loose end. The General did finally pay up his outstanding debts. However he does still owe me two dinners. Therefore he still is, and probably always will be, in my book, a Deadbeat and a Welcher.
I guess I really don't have much more to add. I hope all have a good weekend.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Weekend Plans
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Anyone Else Sick of Winter?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Super Bowl, Can I Say That?
Monday, January 26, 2009
Utah Skiing
Friday, January 23, 2009
Soccer Night in America
Here is a list of my games:
Wednesday January 28th at 11:00 p.m.
Wednesday February 11th at 10:00 p.m.
Wednesday February 25th at 11:00 p.m.
Wednesday March 4th at 11:00 p.m.
Monday March 9th at 11:00 p.m.
And as long as we finish in the top 6 of the 12 teams, the playoffs will be
Monday march 16th at 9:00 p.m.
But last week we got off to a rough start, we got smoked 13 - 7. The slaughter rule came into effect and we were down by so many goals that they allowed us to have an extra player on the field. The team we played had a number of guys that I recognized and played on the UWM college team.
Last I checked there is no wager with The General this session, basically because he is both a deadbeat and a welcher.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The General is a Deadbeat and a Welcher
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
"Utah, Get Me Two!!!"

Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Happy Anniversary
New Years Resolution Test

Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Results Are In
Thursday, January 15, 2009
MKA Challenge

Monday, January 12, 2009
The MKA Challenge
What: MKA made the statement that he could beat me in the races at Skateland at anytime.
Who: Me vs. MKA.
Where: Skateland in Waukesha
When: Saturday afternoon. According to their website the first session is 12:30 to 6:00. I will call to confirm times.
Why: Because no one throws down a challenge to me on my blog and then backs down.
I encourage all to attend. Someone is going to walk away from this afternoon in total humiliation. Who will it be? The young all american national champion college athlete, or the old decrepit past his prime couch potato.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Snow Blowing Justus In

Oakland Gyros
This morning, I may have figured out why I got a check back from WE Energies, sometime over the course of the evening, my power went out, so I woke up an hour later than I normally do. Then as I was getting ready for work, my power went out again. This caused me to come into work a half an hour late. Thankfully it is Friday. This evening I am headed to Alpine Valley to get some skiing in with my nephews, Nick and Ethan. This will be my final tune up before my trip out to Utah on the 22nd of this month.
Tomorrow is my fantasy fooball party. I haven't touched on fantasy football much this year. Just because this is such a boring topic for anyone who doesn't care about fantasy football. I am in two leagues. One with three people, me, Borky and Myra. In the last week of the season, I came back to win by only 4 points. Borky now owes me dinner. In the other league, which is 10 people, I won the regular season and came in 2nd place in the playoffs. Stay tuned for pictures with the trophy coming soon. So that party is tomorrow, if you want to get some sheepshead in, stop on by, anytime after noon.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
A Good Day, Is That Possible?
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
We Energies

Monday, January 05, 2009
Not A Hunter
Literally scared the crap out of this guy. I am pretty sure that when I go, the same thing will happen to me.
MKA WHEN IS THE DAY?
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Cake Concert

MKA WHEN IS THE DAY?
Friday, January 02, 2009
New Years Resolutions
2005. It actually was in February, but I swore of Buffalo Wings. That lasted a couple years, and then I caved one time when I was in Colorado because Russ ordered too many and they smelled great. I have once again had some problems with Buffalo Wings, so I am back off the wagon again. No wings.
2006. I boycotted fast food. Especially McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell. And I have yet to cave on this one at all. I did have a milk shake one time at McDonalds. But I really wouldn't count that. I plan to keep this one for a while. Also in 2006 I boycotted cell phones. I have since given up my land line and only have a cell phone. So that one is out the window.
2007. I gave up candy, chips, soda and french fries. I have found that I have been keeping these pretty well. Only giving in once in a great while. I also said that I was going to do a better job of introducing myself to people that I do not know. Still not very good at that.
2008. This was the year that I was going to stop swearing. I slip from time to time, but I still do not swear as much as I have in the past. My other big resolution was to work on my juggling skills. I have done an extremely poor job of working on my juggling.
For this year, I would like to reinforce a number of my previous resolutions and make a new commitment to myself to keeping them. And here they are:
No fast food, especially McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell. (Should be very easy)
No buffalo wings.
No candy.
No chips.
No soda. (except in mixed drinks)
No french fries.
No swearing.
Introduce myself better to people I don't know.
Since I have been back in Milwaukee I have slipped quite a bit in working out, but I know that will change. I need to just get through the holidays and settle down. Plus I know that once the weather starts to warm up in May or June I will be biking and running 5 to 6 times a week in preparation for triathlons. Plus cutting out the food above will help me in becoming more healthy. So I need something to new to add to this years list. This year's resolution was influenced by a report I saw on TV a couple weeks ago. They mentioned in this report that as people get older their tolerance for alcohol drops. And that the average adult between the age of 30 and 40 shouldn't have more than 5 drinks on any given evening. I don't want to say that it would be impossible for me to quit drinking. But I really don't want to quit drinking altogether. I am sure many people would agree that I am a little more fun when I have a couple of srinks in me. However, I would like to start to monitor my drinking. So my resolution for this year, if you want to believe it or not is to only drink one day a week, and on that day have no more than 5 drinks. I don't think that should be too hard to do. Although I could see a Brewer game where I do a 5 beer, beer bong and my drinking for the day is over in 30 seconds. And I am going to try to make it without drinking at all this new year until I head to Las Vegas in March.
I would like my loyal blog readers to call me on any and all of these resolutions if you see me breaking them.
MKA WHEN IS THE DAY?
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Gyro Contest

Borky 0 -16